Have You Been a Victim of Treat Fraud? 🦴

I need to discuss a very serious matter today.

Have you ever watched your hooman take ONE perfectly good treat, break it in half, and then hand you one of those pieces like you wouldn’t notice?

Excuse me.

I may be a dog, but I can count! 🐾

Mommy apparently believes that if she breaks one treat into two pieces, it magically becomes TWO treats.

It does NOT.

My sisters — Gracie, Annie, and Abbie — have also been affected by this troubling practice, so I decided it was time to take action.

I have officially opened Cadie & Co. Law Paws, specializing in Treat Equality.

As Attorney at Paw, I am prepared to represent dogs everywhere who have been subjected to half treats, suspiciously small treats, and other questionable treat-distribution practices.

My sisters have already joined the case.

Our demands are simple:

Fair treats. Equal portions. No funny business.

And Mommy, if you’re reading this, please be advised that breaking a treat in half does NOT make it two treats.

We know.

We have always known.

Because every dog deserves a WHOLE treat!!

XO

~Cadie

P.S. We will take our compensation after we win in WHOLE treats — not broken ones 🦴